After High School I went to the University of Utah because I'm really brave to get a degree. In the middle of it all I spent two years in aw, you don't really care, do you?

Here's what you care about:

Children born in wedlock: 0
Children born out of wedlock: 0
Marrigaes: 0
Long-term relationships: Maybe 4? Probably less. Yeah less.

If you've read this far, you might like to know that you can catch me performing occasionally with Laughing Stock at the Off Broadway Theatre in downtown Salt Lake City, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm. I will tend to not recognize people, so shout at me. Or in the words of Shawn Carter: holler at your boy. But I don't sell weed. The hollering would just be for you and I to catch up and give each other proper respects.