Oh, why not?

I'm surprised how few of you I remember (in fact I recognise more names on the missing students list), which likely means even fewer of you will remember me. After graduation from the U, I attended the University of Cambridge where I received my Masters degree in theoretical linguistics. Then I worked in the San Francisco area as a tax professional, for which I was neither experienced nor qualified, but extremely grateful. After that, I taught myself the securities biz and pretended to be a stockbroker for a little while, which was fun, but was in Salt Lake. Now I live in Barcelona, Spain, managing an office for an investment advisory firm. Along the way I also got married to a wonderful woman named Marie who's been very good about letting me drag her all over the world without uttering a word of complaint. *Ahem* That's her in the picture, obviously. Barcelona was one of the few cities we both agreed we would want to live in, so here we are, and if you've never been here, go ahead and put it on your to-do list. The other picture is also me, when I sold my body to science for 40 British Pounds (totally worth it).

I will not be attending the reunion. Sorry to disappoint so very many of you. You will now cry yourselves to sleep, and dream of my ridiculous brain.